"The Sirens (R)"

I was driving by Taco Bell (R) one day and as I watched my mind I heard the sweetest, most enchanting song calling from within it's walls: "Come! You're hungry and you've worked so hard. You deserve this! Let us please you. We're so delicious and we want YOU!" I saw the bones at their feet, the crimson tide. I tapped my baton and waited in silence...